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thebroadmoorpsychologist asked: Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They’re both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. Poor man says to the Rich man, “What’d you get your wife this year?” He says, “A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring.” The poor man says, “Why’d you get her both?” The [...]
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admin on February 23rd, 2009
FineLarry says Stercus Accidit! asked: he was on the lookout.Year passed, only 3 people came forward: a Japanese, Chinese and Jewish samurai. The Emperor asked the Japanese samurai to demonstrate why he should be the chief. The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bee dropped dead, [...]