Okay, I’ll try and explain the “plot”. Contrary to what the title suggests, there’s no “Ninja Squad”: You’ll never see more than two ninjas at a time. The movie itself looks like one of those cut-and-shut movies. You know, the sort that has scenes from two or more seemingly unrelated movies rolled into one. The story is about this guy named Billy, who is supposedly a ninja, yet we never see him dressed as such, nor does he use any ninja weapons or do any ninja stuff besides a little bit of …
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Ah, the old “leave your sword in the ground” tactic. Works every time.
i swear at around 59 secs barry white is about to start singing…
Ah-hah-hah-hah! Hah, hah-hah-hah.
everything except the fighting sucked. the fighting was actually pretty cool.
Please someone have that white ninja have grillz on his teeth.
fug yeah, that headband is awesome, let everyone know you be a ninjer.
WATCH OUT FOR GHETTO SANTA NIN JA
it says he is ninja on his head
what the fuck haha
Ivan the Red!
I noticed one very major thing:
The battle wasn’t that bad. :B
Comparing it to this movie’s directing, acting, sound, story and everything else, this scene in specific at least gives ya some well-wasted 30 seconds of low-budget action.
THAT SWORD WAS AMAZING, it killed him without making him bleed or ripping his clothes.
but the jump at 0:6 is the best i´ve ever seen, can somebody make that move ?
Oh no! He stole his $2 headband!! The pride of every NIN JA!!! But on the bright side, his clothes don’t have any blood and are not ripped
Nin *person* Ja
“Huh?!”
“Huh?!”
NIN JA!
holy shite that …was…AWESOME
Isn’t it kind of funny how he just leaves the ninja laying in the middle of the park? Imagine a family walking up on that on their way to a picnic.
haha ..
i hope i can make a movie this good someday
fantastic!! I love terrible movies!
Wow, this is… indescribable.