The Emperor needed a new chief samurai, so he sent a declaration throughout the entire known world?
FineLarry says Stercus Accidit! asked:
he was on the lookout.Year passed, only 3 people came forward: a Japanese, Chinese and Jewish samurai. The Emperor asked the Japanese samurai to demonstrate why he should be the chief. The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bee dropped dead, chopped in half. The Emperor exclaimed, “Velly implessive!” The Emperor then called on the Chinese samurai to come in and show why he should be chosen. The Chinese samurai also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into 3 small pieces. The Emperor exclaimed, “Velly, velly implessive!” Turning to the Jewish samurai, asking why he should be the chief. The Jewish Samurai opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around. The Emperor, obviously disappointed, said, “Velly ambitious, but why is gnat not dead?” Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, “Circumcision not meant to kill.”
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he was on the lookout.Year passed, only 3 people came forward: a Japanese, Chinese and Jewish samurai. The Emperor asked the Japanese samurai to demonstrate why he should be the chief. The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bee dropped dead, chopped in half. The Emperor exclaimed, “Velly implessive!” The Emperor then called on the Chinese samurai to come in and show why he should be chosen. The Chinese samurai also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into 3 small pieces. The Emperor exclaimed, “Velly, velly implessive!” Turning to the Jewish samurai, asking why he should be the chief. The Jewish Samurai opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around. The Emperor, obviously disappointed, said, “Velly ambitious, but why is gnat not dead?” Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, “Circumcision not meant to kill.”
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If you could chose and why?
Mark J asked:
If you met the reaper and he said you could chose one of these three deaths which one would you pick
1 being killed by a japanese guy with a samurai sword
2 shot to bits by a 20ft death droid
3 kicked to death in a street fight
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If you met the reaper and he said you could chose one of these three deaths which one would you pick
1 being killed by a japanese guy with a samurai sword
2 shot to bits by a 20ft death droid
3 kicked to death in a street fight
Create a video blog
